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19

Jun

cannubal:

cannubal:

have you ever been to a vegetable party

they’re all like “lettuce turnip the beets”

court-records-net:

YouTube user Kouli30 has uploaded the Dual Destinies OP animation from today’s Japanese eShop demo!

Here’s a quick translation:

Phoenix: A dark age has arrived for our legal system.  We have to set it right.

Phoenix: …Yeah, I know.  It looks like the one you’ve been chasing is finally making a move.

Phoenix: …It’s alright.  A new attorney’s joined, actually.

Athena: Alright! Let’s do this!

Phoenix: It’s already been half a year since she joined.  This time, more than ever, we need her help.

Guard: Are you alright!?

Phoenix: Mm.  This is why I came back.  …Let’s put an end to this.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

goldenclitoris:
rare endangerd species

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

goldenclitoris:

rare endangerd species

(Source: memewhore)

18

Jun

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:


jackfrostswhore:


so-relatable:


1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.


my life is over now


My mind is blown


And there goes my sanity

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

(Source: youjustrealized)

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fifty-shades-of-doitsu:

9ther6l99d:

nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go image

i don’t know what i expected

(Source: squarekun)

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

filharmagic:

filharmagic:

ouran military school host club

kiss kiss fall IN LINE SOLDIER WHERE ARE YOU FROM YOU ARE FROM SOLDIER? BUNYKO? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ONLY TWO THINGS COME FROM BUNYKO AND THAT’S DRAG QUEENS AND PEOPLE WITH CRIPPLING FAMILY PREDICAMENTS BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU’RE AHEAD OF THE PACK SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS

fillysnewleaf:

Diva sold me a fake painting today.

(Source: bronzor)